NPU: Ironičan intervjuu s dosta istine

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NPU blog je napravio šaljiv intervju, a povod je bio taj što je Microsoft dao eksluzivitet prodaje novih Lumia 950 i 950 XL u SAD-u operateru AT&T nakon što je ove godine potpisao strateško partnerstvo sa T-mobile. Meni odavno nije jasno davanje tog ekskluzivnog prava nekome za prodaju, pogotovo kada je tvoj tržišni udio oko 3,5 %, odnosno minoran u usporedbi s konkurencijom. Ali to je izgleda neka zastarjela strategija koja nikada nije dala previše rezultata. Ispod pogledajte vrlo šaljiv intervju koji su izmislili dečki sa NPU bloga.

NPU Reporter: So, Mr Noriss Why the carrier exclusive strategy, when your market share is just…

Mr. Norris: See, people don’t get it but we have all along been striving to keep our markets share below 5% and 3.5% is a big achievement for us

NPU Reporter (puzzled): Keeping it below 5%, can you explain??

Mr. Norris: This is our internal strategy to maintain “Just Enough Mobility” (below 5%) and you see many who didn’t follow this goal were fired by Microsoft. So, we have chosen carrier exclusivity as core strategy to stop our market share going beyond 5%.

NPU Reporter: We still didn’t understand why you won’t want market share to grow.

Mr. Norris: See, with “Just Enough Mobility” we are taking the world back to our golden “Laptop days”. Did you see our “Surface Laptop”, we just launched.

“To be clear: We did not turn down the new Windows devices. MSFT gave to AT&T. If  wakes up, we’ll talk about  carrying”

Mr. Norris: This fellow was hell bent on putting us into trouble and tried to take our market share up. Thanks to our team we just got rid of his network. You see they were selling lots of our devices and now they have none.

NPU Reporter: So what are your future plans for US when it comes to smartphones??

Mr. Norris: Come what may we will keep our market share below 3.5% in US and trust us it is such a tough job (wiping his sweat). So much meticulous planning goes into this thing.

Still pulling our hair we thanked Mr. Chuck Noriss for his side of story!!

PS: A poor attempt at Satire, but the current Lumia 950 & Luma 950 XL carrier exclusivity situation can’t be explained in any other genre.

 

Hvala Idijotu na dojavi. 😉

 

NPU